Thursday, March 12, 2009

Someone doesn't know how to render smoke

I've been seeing these advertisements throughout the city for a new horror flick called "The Haunting in Connecticut". I can't think of anything scarier than Connecticut. The first time I saw these posters, I couldn't really make out WTF I was looking at. But upon closer inspection though, I thought someone had vandalized the posters with some brown love.


Looks like a Zune ad.


Upon even closer inspection, the only thing that crossed my mind was: "ew"


What Haley Joel Osment is reduced to acting in these days.


What is apparent about this poster is that someone doesn't know how to properly render smoke. The volumetric and specular effects are so full of fail. The smoke or ghostly ectoplasm I'm familiar with usually has a thin, wispy, ethereal quality to it. But this particular smoke has a lot of girth, is brown, reminiscent of large intestines, and appears to to have a somewhat metallic, shiny, chocolate chrome effect. Chrome + Chocolate = Scary. Maybe it's the smoke of Montezuma's ghost.


Two girls, one cup, and one boy with ipecac.


To be fair, perhaps it's not supposed to be some ectoplasmic goo from beyond at all, but the aftermath of some bratwurst fest in Hamburg gone horribly awry. In which case, the poster graphic is perfect!

Retro hand illustrations are "in"... but why?

One design trend I've been seeing a lot of lately is the retro look of hand drawn illustrations that appear as though they were drawn with markers and tempra paints, like some sort of 70's inspired art from 1982. A recent cover of Computer Arts magazine (issue #158) is a "perfect illustration" of poor execution.


This cover made my eyes bleed.


Do I like it? Eh, not really. What's wrong with it? It seems simplistic yet messy, and appears to lack any artistic skills. There is no symmetry, no balance, no depth, and no control over the contours, form, or lines. It's simply a two dimensional barf of colors and shapes.


Prince Charles as a high school art student.


This particular Computer Arts cover is particularly atrocious because of the fey douchebag on the cover. He's right out of your high school art class and the symbol of pastey, anemic folk art, complete with Zoolander's Blue Steel sunken cheeks. Note the hand-silkscreened T-shirt with stretched out neck and 70s jogging jacket. Also, the placement of the "Get your dream job" right in his crotch, well, maybe there was a typo when typing "Get your cream job".


The money shot.


Although I appreciate this new wave of neo-psychedelia, there is just too many examples of poor execution. But what of a good example? Here's one:



Delicious with a cherry on top.



The reason I liked this execution is because it puts a very contemporary spin on classic psychedelia. It's from the "new retro" tutorial on the Computer Arts website. Note the galaxy background with purples and blues, reminiscent of OS X. The rainbow also has a nice glassy effect with some fairly complex gradients, not an easy skill to master for an amateur.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

The Raw Shark Texts




Magical realism
often has split worlds: sanity vs. insanity, dreamworld vs. reality, life vs. the afterlife. In a tenuous time straddling two centuries, when the steel girded ego of the American empire is in danger of collapse, it's not surprising this genre of fiction, a kind of literary schizophrenia, has been popular for a few years.

TRST is also a kind of schizophrenic exercise, most notably exploring the boundary between the real world vs. the thought world, where curious conceptual fish swim around and devour memories and text forms. But having read the first half of TRST as magical realism, I found it to be an unsatisfactory experience. Why would I read it with this expectation? This book was recommended to me by someone who really enjoys Haruki Murakami.

Magical realism often has bizarre, sometimes illogical events, but there is a kind of aloof but apparent passivity or sometimes blatant reluctance to accept these strange set of affairs by the characters, even if they ultimately go through and rationalize their bizarre encounters. Hence, magical realism is sometimes described as having elements of 'dream logic', where strange, fragmented patterns occur, yet there is a kind of (sub)rational flow, an associative thread which holds everything together, no matter how fragile.

For instance, in Murakami's work, a character may see a little, green creature digging up a hole in her back yard. And she wonders, how odd. Or a man walks into a closet in a high rise, only to find a deep subterranean well inside. And he thinks, I wonder what this is doing here. In TRST, there is no moment of doubt. Everything happens at once. Almost immediately, a character is attacked by a 'conceptual shark' made of text that jumps out from his television set. Later, characters teleport from a basement somewhere in the UK to a ship floating off the shores of Greece. A postcard someone holds becomes a digital teleportation portal. And no one, most notably the protagonist, questions any of this, or attempts a rationalization. It just happens as a matter of course.



This kind of no nonsense, stick to the facts (albeit strange facts), earnest story telling makes TRST read more like science fiction rather than magical realism. The focus in this book is plot, rather than a deep exploration of psychology or language. Sure, the book is about language, about textual landscapes. But it just doesn't sing. It's not eloquent. It starts and stops. It's uneven. It stutters. Sometimes it's downright awkward. Sounds suspiciously like most SF out there...

Don't get me wrong. I liked TRST. A lot. But as mentioned before, I first started reading it expecting something in the vein of Murakami. All the elements were there, but something just did not click for me. It wasn't until I started to read it as science fiction halfway through that I started to really enjoy the book on its own terms, a kind of fun SF plot-driven romp.



In this respect, I think the brightest parts of TRST is conceptual, similar to the way that 'conceptual art' highlights the ideas and the process of art making rather than painting a pretty picture. An artist who comes to mind when thinking of TRST is Damien Hirst (who is also from the UK), and in particular, his work 'The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living' (which also has a shark as its main theme). Like Hirst, Hall explores the boundaries between mind/body, space/time, air/water, and the visual/the hidden (or sublime). And both use the physical form of a shark as a representation of fear, awe, or power. But do I want to have an old, decaying shark in a smelly tank sitting in my living room? It's probably something better enjoyed from afar, as a concept. A conceptual shark.